Old Blue Eyes

The door to Intragalactic Dating burst open and an angry human charged through.

"You SOB's. I want my money back."

"Mr. Freeman, you aren't satisfied with you match? If we did not fulfill the contract we will happily refund your payment." Brilnig folded his wings and checked Freeman's account. "Let's see, you requested a female, twenty years old, blond hair and blue eyes."

"That, that..."

Brilnig interupted, "Ms. Breeson is female, has blond hair and you neglected to specify earth years."

"But, but, the eyes."

"Three out of five are blue. That is sufficient to meet the contract."