Submitted by EHardage on Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:20pm

 When scientists promised after traveling in the time machine, no inmate ever returned to jail, I grabbed the chance. I decided not go back to the bar where I killed four people, instead I revisited myself in the sixth grade, when my anger started boiling out of control.


            I put my hands around my own throat, trying to convince myself not to pound Ricky Gerald into a coma. Now I’m feeling rather faint as my younger self lies dying and I wonder one thing: Did they mean no inmate returns to crime or no inmate returns?