In honor of today's ecllipse, create a short fake news story about some aspect of the eclipse. Use your imagination! Go wild! Remember we're talking about fake news here.

Your sub can be short, 250 words or less, but feel free to write more if the muse commands. Make your title as catchy, click-baity as possible. Most of all, have fun.

Per SOP, add your sub as a child page to this page.