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SecondDate

Submitted by cmsadmin on Sat, 02/11/2006 - 4:45pm

Date the Squid

by Dave Krenitsky

"The squid is gone," yelled Dave.

"So have the sushi. Don't be such a baby," Cathy never could figure out Dave's sense of humor.

FirstDate

Submitted by cmsadmin on Sat, 02/11/2006 - 4:41pm

C.M. Amidon

Date the Squid

A thin, bald man walked to the podium. "Good evening," he said in his squeaky voice. "I would like to welcome you to Tapioca, Oregon, home of Squid Fest 2005!"

The crowd of about two hundred cheered.

"My name is George Pantherton, chair of the Squid fest 2005 committee, and I'll be your host throughout the most glamorous of squid festivities. I know you're as excited as I am," George continued, "because this years Squid Fest will be the best yet!"

More cheering.

"We have all the usual festivities, the Squid Toss, the Streaking Squid, the Three Tentacled Race, the Ink Squirt, the Miss Squid Contest, plus many, many more. In addition to all the usual festivities, I'm pleased to announce a new addition to this year. This is a very exciting addition. This year, we're offering the Date the Squid Raffle!"

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