Submitted by eddycurrents on Wed, 09/17/2003 - 10:42am

I love this:

Effective Immediately:
Please note a change in policy regarding rejection notices: If you do not hear from us within six weeks of submitting, you can assume that we are unable to use your material(s).

I used to think there was nothing worse than a form letter rejection. These guys can't even be bothered to do that.

Plus it's an electronic submission. All they have to do is: copy, paste, send.