Submitted by acmfox on Mon, 08/21/2017 - 6:56pm

According to White House insiders, the POTUS is looking at things differently as a result of witnessing the solar eclipse this Monday. One source said that the president hasn't used his phone to tweet anything, while another indicated that he has given up watching Fox News and Saturday Night Live. No one is sure what this means in terms of the president's future actions. Indeed, all we know for sure is that he has been keeping a very low profile since the astronomical event. The only thing we know for sure are the president's last words before bolting indoors, "Eclipse. Wow. Blinded by the light."