Cloudy With a Chance of Werewolves

"That's it for the local news. Now here's the weather with channel 13's very own weather elf Cindy. Cindy happens to be the only weather elf with a degree in the arcane arts. What's in store for us Cindy?"

"I may be able to tie your show laces together from across the room Bill but if a specter shows up you had better call a fully licensed ghost buster. I have quite a lot to report Bill. That weak high of necromantic energy we've been watching will finally make its way to our state. Unfortunately that coincides with the standard magic pressure being low so make sure your undead wards are refreshed. You don't want to be caught in a zombie uprising.

"The moon will be full tonight and in the house or Taurus. So those of you with were-bull tendencies be careful in those china shops.

"Dimensional walls will be weak through the weekend so be on the lookout for those pesky inter-dimensional visitors.

"Spells relying on dark magic will be particularly iffy for the next week. The dark forces will be gusting from light to very strong. What starts as a minor practical joke could end in a full scale demon invasion.

"On the travel front, the dimensional wall strength will be quite low. This should drop spur of the moment prices for portal travel. Those who make plans at the last minute will benefit but travel to the west coast will still be problematic since their magic energy drought continues.

"Finally, for the mundanes out there, temperatures will be in the low 60s with a thirty per cent chance of rain and light winds. After the break in our sports segment, Frank will tell you the latest rule changes concerning the number of were-wolves on the field at any one time. It is hoped that this will reduce the number of injuries and unintended infections of those still human.

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